Chlorine With a Side of Cake

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

tyleroakley:

(via “John John Denim Commercial”)

krazykickinswimmer:

hopeless-swimmer:

lane-lines:

life right there

MY GOOGLES ARE ON TUMBLR.

my pair in highschool! :D

(Source: itsa-swimmerthing)

Camera: GENERAL IMAGING CO. A1250
Aperture: f/5.3
Exposure: 1/126th
Focal Length: 6mm

ghostdaddotcx:

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one

(Source: tumboy)

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

owlistic:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

Too bad THERE ISN’T A KRISPY KREME IN MY CITY ANYMORE NGJNBDFBKNBN

angelicjace:

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

I

When people ask if I’m a good swimmer

whatshouldswimmerscallme:

On the outside:

On the inside:

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom
had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book,
but no one believed him

(Source: bloodtraitor)