stargates:

why is this so hard

stargates:

why is this so hard

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

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kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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tampontampoff:

lsdzeppelin:

supermoclel:

sassying:

we live in a society where people have more makeup than brain cells

this post is really gross

GTF OUTTA HERE!!!!

you didn’t even try to mask the misogyny on this one you should’ve just written “I think women are dumb vapid creatures”

yellowcrayonwillow-archive:

me on a daily basis

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

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eye4aye:

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

"i love you sweaty"

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