Chlorine With a Side of Cake

ghostdaddotcx:

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one

(Source: tumboy)

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

owlistic:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

Too bad THERE ISN’T A KRISPY KREME IN MY CITY ANYMORE NGJNBDFBKNBN

angelicjace:

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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When people ask if I’m a good swimmer

whatshouldswimmerscallme:

On the outside:

On the inside:

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom
had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book,
but no one believed him

(Source: bloodtraitor)

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

simplydalektable:

niqqaniall:

i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra

I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra

A special message for my followers.

crueland-unusual:

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I am so done with everyone on this site.